she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Dakota, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan,"
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then
who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Dakota replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Dakota, why pray tell are you a Red
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan,
so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously
annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have
to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot
and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Dakota smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the
youngest boys birthday.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his
older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this
Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head
and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would
like this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes , son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head
and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something
The son says, "Yes , Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already
hate you Yankee bastards!"
Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and a
Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Cubs!" he yells,
and jumps off the side of the moun tain.
Not to be out done, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!"
and throws himself off the mountain.
The Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan off the
A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw
strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would
swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good
deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the
road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the
passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto
the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud
THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, sorry
Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That 's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."